TEACHER / STUDENT FUNNY

Here are some funnies between teachers and students. They came from a daily funny email I receive called Mikey's Funnies. Everyday a new funny is sent out. The are always clean and usually funny. I hope you enjoy this one. His... Daryl Miller

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 

MARIA: Here it is! 

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? 

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? 

FRANK: Because of the sign. 

TEACHER: What sign? 

FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." 

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables! 

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L." 

TEACHER: No, that's wrong. 

GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! 

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O!! 

TEACHER: What are you talking about? 

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O! 

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that 

we didn't have ten years ago. 

WINNIE: Me! 

TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty? 

GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 

MILLIE: I is... 

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, "I am." 

MILLIE: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 

TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? 

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time. 

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry 

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father

 didn't punish him? 

LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook. 

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did you copy his? 

CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

Click here to view other humorous pages!