OXYMORONS
I always did poorly in grammar so if you think an oxymoron has to do someone who is not very smart, don't feel bad, that doesn't make an oxymoron. But lucky for both of us we found this funny list of oxymorons so that we can not only be better informed but smile while we do it. Have a great day!
His... Daryl
OXYMORONS
OXYMORON (ok'
see
môr' on), a rhetorical figure of speech by which incongruous or
contradictory terms are combined. (when you put two words together that seem
to be opposite each other).
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Act naturally Found missing Resident alien Advanced BASIC Genuine imitation Safe sex Airline food Good grief Same difference Almost exactly Government organization Sanitary landfill Alone together Legally drunk Silent scream British fashion Living dead Small crowd Business ethics Soft rock Military intelligence Software documentation |
New classic Childproof "Now, then ..." Synthetic natural gas Passive aggression Taped live Clearly misunderstood Peace force Temporary tax increase Computer jock Plastic glasses Terribly pleased Computer security Political science Tight slacks Definite maybe Pretty ugly Twelve-ounce pound cake Diet ice cream Working vacation Exact estimate Microsoft Works
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