RULES THAT GUYS WISHED GIRLS KNEW

Here is a list sent to me in response to the list of Rules that Guys Wished Girls Knew. While both lists may have things you don't agree with entirely, please remember they are intended to "help in our communication and bring people closer together". Enjoy..

His... Daryl Miller

1. Asking a girl on Friday for a date on Saturday is completely unacceptable. Keyword: Planning
2. Shave every day. One day's growth of facial hair is worse than a girl not shaving her legs for a week.
3. We may be emotional beings, but do not lie to squirm your way out of trouble. We are not as gullible as you think.
4. Don't fix it if it's really not broke. You don't need to take everything apart out of curiosity.
5. Ask for directions
6. If you said you are going to be somewhere at a certain time, then do it. Don't expect us to wait around.
7. "I don't feel like talking right now" is an acceptable thing to say- Unacceptable thing to do is sit there and pretend you're listening and just say "uh huh" and "yes Dear"- it's condescending.
8. One remote is ENOUGH... no need to have a control tower in your living room.
9. Couch Potato is not a sport, so don't try to be an All-star at it!
10. Your way is not always the right way. Learn to say- "I was wrong"
11. If we can't talk to you during a football game, then don't try to get our attention during Ally McBeal.
12. If you say you are going to do something, then just do it. Don't sit around thinking of creative excuses why you couldn't get to it.
13. We are not your mothers, so don't expect us to clean up after you like one.
14. SkyLine Chili is not considered a romantic dinner for two.
15. If you concede to let us decorate the house without any input from you, then don't complain when everything is in frilly flowers, and pink motif.
16. The correct answer to, "Do I look fat?", is never, ever, "Yes."
17. Ditto for "Is she prettier than me?"
18. A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
19. Dish soap is your friend.
20. Two words: clean socks.
21. Burping is not cute or attractive
22. If you want to break up with her, break up with her.
23. Don't act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.
24. Always, always suck up to her brother.
25. Remember Valentine's Day, and any cheesy "anniversary" she so names.
26. If you like us then just ask us out, don't be scared of what we are going to say, or what could happen, in the words of Nike (just do it)
27. Guys, we know your cute, and we know your strong, and whatever else you want to be, but stop always trying to prove it to us, just be yourself, that's why we like you in the first place be honest with us, it hurts less in the end
28. If you cry in front of us, we won't think you're a wimp, no matter what you think.
29. If we need a shoulder to cry on be there
30. When your flirting...PLEASE keep the punching and hair pulling to a minimum.
31. If a girl likes you it's ok for you not to like her as long as you don't diss her when your telling her how you feel.

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